Intro

"We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are."


Anais Nin (American Author, 1903-1977)


To most phenomena, there is more than one side, and viewing things through somebody else's eyes is something I always found refreshing and also a good way of getting to know someone a little better, as in - what makes them tick?

With this in mind I have started writing this blog. I hope my musings are interesting and relevant - and on a good day entertaining.

All views expressed are of course entirely mine – the stranger the more so.

As to the title of the blog, quite a few years ago, I had an American boss who had the habit of walking into my office and saying, "Axel, I've been thinkin'" - at which point I knew I should brace myself for some crazy new idea which then more often than not actually turned out to be well worth reflecting on.

Of course, I would love to hear from you. George S. Patton, the equally American WW2 general once said: "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking."

So please feel free to tell me what you think.

Enjoy the read!

Axel

Thursday, September 17, 2015

A Week to Remember

History, like nature, does not work in linear patterns.

Neither plants and trees, nor animals, nor humans physically grow in one continuous flow. There are periods of stagnation, and then there are bursts and spurts of development. The same goes for History.

During the Middle Ages, for hundreds of years nothing much happened. And then, within just a couple of generations at the end of the 15th and beginning of the 16th Century, three momentous events took place – Landmarks, not mere milestones:

In 1492, America was discovered, albeit by mistake. I know the Vikings and maybe others had already been there before, but let’s just say that one Christopher Columbus of Genovese origin and sponsored by the Spanish Crown – if ever there was a good investment – had the better publicist.

Then, the Church was split by an obscure German friar and theologian called Martin Luther, at first somewhat reluctantly as he considered himself a mere reformer of an institution that subsequently, however, showed it didn’t care to be reformed. When asked to distance himself from his teachings before the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V at the Diet of Worms in 1521, he spoke the famous defiant words:

“Unless I am convinced by the testimony of the Scriptures or by clear reason (for I do not trust either in the pope or in councils alone, since it is well known that they have often erred and contradicted themselves), I am bound by the Scriptures I have quoted and my conscience is captive to the Word of God. I cannot and will not recant anything, since it is neither safe nor right to go against conscience. May God help me. Amen.”

This has rightly been ranked among the greatest pieces of oratory in human history – and note how he argued in three steps.

Finally, the printing press had been invented by Johannes Gutenberg around the middle of the 15th Century, fully intentionally, and this in turn greatly facilitated the spread of Luther’s and his “Protestant” followers’ teachings, not least of course his own translation of the Bible into German, making it for the first time both widely available and accessible.

In terms of Impact, think internet in our lifetimes as an apt analogy.

I am not going to get into the debate about who invented the “worldwide web”, but one of those claiming authorship in the Nineties was the American Democratic politician Al Gore, Vice President to Bill Clinton and ill-fated Presidential candidate in 2000 when, with everything going for him, he clawed Defeat from the Jaws of Victory and lost to George W. Bush.

I do, however, recall a very witty quip by Bush when he made fun of his rival’s assertion:
“Considering Al Gore says he invented the internet, there’s a lot of dubbyas [double u’s] in there.”

For a number of reasons I understand perfectly well, the Democrats don’t seem to be too keen on the prospect of another "Clinton White House" and are currently casting about to find a viable alternative just to avoid having to back Ms Clinton and finally succumb to her irrepressible sense of entitlement.

Which is where current Vice President Joe Biden comes into it, a candidate behind whom a lot of people, and maybe not just Democrats, would rally. In a typically personal, candid, and impressive appearance on American TV these past few days, however, he didn’t seem quite ready to throw his hat into the ring – if indeed he ever will:

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/09/joe-biden-and-stephen-colbert-brothers-in-grief/404878/

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/09/11/us/politics/joe-biden-in-colbert-interview-expresses-doubts-about-bid-for-president.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0&referrer=

Finally coming back to accelerated phases in History, for another example, but here all crammed into a mere twelve months, take the year 1989 when Europe kissed good-bye to the “stability” of the Cold War – for better or for worse, the world has never been the same again.

And now, impressively, this past week, the Brits have managed to get three Landmarks into seven days. Do let me tell you all about it.

In chronological order, and maybe also a little by way of a climactic build-up, here is what happened.

In the evening of Tuesday 8 September, a certain Wayne Mark Rooney, native of Liverpool but now plying his footballer’s trade at Manchester United, scored a goal in an otherwise unremarkable international game between England and Switzerland played at Wembley Stadium. It was the first goal of the match, it was from a penalty kick, and England went on to win 2-0.


So if this was all as boring as I make it sound, you will ask, why do I bring it up in the context of Landmarks?

Well, this goal was Rooney’s 50th for England, making him the highest-scoring player in English football history. It took him 107 games to get there which, considering the national team he has the honour of playing for has been notoriously unsuccessful in his time, is a very respectable success story even for a striker whose job it is to score goals.

On that night, Rooney overtook the great Sir Bobby Charlton who between 1958 and 1970 scored 49 goals in 106 games for England – exactly the same record, but he did it as a midfield player, which makes his lifetime achievement slightly more impressive. Plus, of course, the fact that he was one of the leaders of the England team that won the World Cup in 1966 – to this day a one-off for “the nation that gave the world the Beautiful Game” (and many others actually). Just don’t get me started on The Third Goal.

Even if you are remotely interested in football and I haven’t lost you yet, you will ask what the exploits of a guy playing for England have to do with The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in total.

It’s because of the Welsh!

In parallel, and for the first time ever, they have managed to overtake England in the world body FIFA’s rankings – where they now tower in 9th place ahead of Big Brother in 10th!

Admittedly, these rankings are to be taken with a pinch of salt – very often, for example, the United States make it into the Top Ten because during the period under review they will have mostly played against assorted national teams from the Caribbean Islands who are not exactly titans in football / soccer. That said, the Americans recently lost to Jamaica and to Panama. And consequently now find themselves in 28th place with FIFA.
But nonetheless – Wales leaving England behind them for the first time ever, combined with Rooney’s 50th goal, surely adds up to a Landmark in UK (sports) history.

Now, let’s move on to Wednesday of last week and to a very special lady – Her Majesty the Queen.

Elizabeth II entered the history books yet again when she overtook her great-great-grandmother Victoria as Britain’s longest-reigning monarch during 9 September 2015. And in case you were wondering, this takes into account 63 years plus 16 leap days, additional months and days and the timing of George VI, her father's death on 6 February 1952.

Ever precise, Buckingham Palace calculated that Queen Victoria had reigned for 23,226 days, 16 hours and 23 minutes, taking into account 63 years, 15 leap days, additional months and days and the precise timings of her accession and death.


What a Landmark – especially when monarchies are rare animals these days. Of the 193 member states in the United Nations, there are only 44 sovereign nations left in the world (including the Vatican, which is not represented at the UN) that still have monarchs as heads of state, and 16 of these are Commonwealth countries reigned over by Elizabeth II! So much for her global relevance, if it needed any statistical proof.

And Her Majesty is an absolute trooper – I personally have nothing but deep respect for her. It cannot have been an easy ride, and at age 89 she still cuts a remarkable figure as the one holding the whole “Royals” show together. In her typical no-nonsense, business-like, and duty-bound way, she was in Edinburgh on Wednesday, opening up some boring railway. I hope she at least had a couple of celebratory G and T’s in the evening.

When it comes to the length of her reign, however, and while 63 years is certainly impressive, the Queen is only runner-up to King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand, who has been on the throne ever since 1946 and is the world's longest-serving head of state. The Bronze medal, just in case you were wondering, goes to Sultan Qaboos bin Said of Oman who has ruled, as opposed to being a mere figure head, his country since 1970 (and done a stellar job, if I may say so from personal experience).

I will always remember the Queen’s Golden and Diamond Jubilees in 2002 and 2012, respectively. While not living in the UK at the time, the Gietz residence lounge was on both occasions decorated with the corresponding commemorative tea towel prominently hanging from the fireplace mantle-piece. No effort was spared since, as someone on BBC so admirably put it, after all, "You can't have the pomp without the circumstance.”

For me, the highlights of the television coverage were on both occasions the open-air concerts, and the one picture that stands out in my memory is that of rock group Queen guitarist Brian May in June 2002, standing like a statue on the roof of Buckingham Palace playing “God Save the Queen”.

Check it out, please, and remember it next time you give a presentation: don’t fidget, shifting from one leg to the other; and don’t walk up and down, like a preacher looking for a purpose. Both these widespread habits will make people nervous and distract from the content of what you are talking about – just stand there rock-solid, Brian-May style, and tell your story which should be interesting and relevant to your audience, and on a good day, compelling.

Which brings me neatly to the third Landmark event of last week, this one occurring on Saturday.

“In one of the most remarkable twists in modern British political history” (Financial Times), and much to the rehabilitation of the pollsters, Jeremy Corbyn was indeed elected as the new leader of the Labour Party, with the impressive tally of 59.5% in the first ballot round. “An earthquake”, “a seismic shift”, “the country will never be the same” – it’s the season for journalistic hyperbole.

I already wrote most of what there is to say about him and the strange (s)election process last time, so let’s just look at how he has performed since the result was announced.


His acceptance speech had something of the Academy Awards ceremony, and I guess he does enjoy superstar status for now. His eyes glow with what I call the “final victory look”; he accepts the devotion of his followers with the resigned patience of a world-weary prophet; and his articulations are all firmly aiming at the Beyond of British politics – while his campaign team, clad in red t-shirts, chant “Jez We Can”. A fan club of jezters. Seriously.

Once he had thanked everybody and their mothers, he tried to be funny. Speaking of and to his three contestants in the leadership race, reminiscing the many hours they had spent together at public meetings and debates over the course of the campaign, he suggested, “We should reform ourselves as an ABBA tribute band.”

Jeremy (Corbyn), Andy (Burnham), Liz (Kendall), and Yvette (Cooper) as the new Agnetha (Fältskog), Björn (Ulvaeus), Benny (Andersson), and Anni-Frid (Lyngstad).

JALY (pronounced “Jay-Lie”) anyone? I’m happy to confirm the world will have to forego this particular musical and aesthetic delight, if only because Liz and Yvette have since taken to the hills, preferring the anonymity of the back benches in Westminster to any public association with their new charismatic leader, on-stage or off.

Did I say “charismatic”? You shouldn’t judge people by their sense of style, but one of the recurring themes has been that Corbyn comes across as “too scruffy and untidy”. Does a politician have to “look the part” to inspire confidence in their leadership? Probably yes, as do we.

If then, in addition, there is also substance behind the appealing exterior, all the better of course. But now we are venturing into very thinly populated territory.

David Cameron, always impeccably turned out, responded immediately once he saw the tide of public opinion turn following the printing on every newspaper front page of the appalling, heart-breaking photo of the little four-year-old refugee boy washed up dead on the Turkish shore. In all his to-camera statements, Cameron carefully prefaced his announcement that the government would finally do something about the crisis by opening up with, “As a father…” That’s PR, baby!

He has since announced the UK would take 20,000 refugees by 2020 (a great line, easy to remember). On 12 September, Corbyn Day, alone, 12,000 arrived at Munich central train station…

Meanwhile, two more serious criticisms levelled at the new Labour leader have been that his policies are just too crazy left-wing ever to be electable by a majority of the voters (which I guess was the idea) – “way out there”, the Americans would say, and putting Britain at risk, the Conservatives are saying.

And, importantly, now that he has begun picking his leadership team – in UK terms, the Shadow Cabinet, which identifies Opposition individuals to be in charge of a certain portfolio with the task of breathing down the neck of the actual government incumbent – it has rightly been pointed out there is a distinct lack of women in his senior ranks.

And while Liz and Yvette are not available, neither for JALY (“Jay-Lie”) nor for The Shadows (pun fully intended), statistically speaking, there should indeed be other female Labour politicians perfectly capable of “kicking Conservative butt”.

One he did find is Heidi Alexander, the new Shadow Health Secretary, not just in the land of the National Health Service (NHS) an important appointment, and for the tobacco industry even more so of course. When asked about her qualifications for the role, she readily admitted she didn’t know too much about it, but proudly recalled she had once campaigned against the closing of a hospital. Really?

Things are not helped, of course, by the fact that within the first 24 hours or so a dozen-odd perfectly capable and experienced members of the former Party leadership, regardless of gender, had already fled.

Another woman is the new Shadow Defence Secretary, Maria Eagle who acknowledged there might be some differences with the boss about details like maintaining the UK’s independent nuclear deterrent capabilities. Surely not?

Otherwise, Jeremy Corbyn got off to a flying start…

To me, he looks like an impostor waiting to be found out and kicked out, but determined to enjoy the situation and cause as much mischief as possible in the meantime.

Bottom line: “Labour cannot function as an opposition with a leader and a frontbench team who do not appear to be up to the job or willing to take it seriously.” (The Times, 14 September 2015)

I wonder what the Queen is thinking about “Her Majesty’s Opposition”. Is she maybe dreading the day she will be made to read out in the Houses of Parliament “The Queen’s Speech” (the UK Government’s legislative program for the coming year) in which Prime Minister Corbyn – a republican through and through who, unlike Brian May, refuses to join in when the National Anthem, “God Save the Queen”, is sung - announces the abolition of the monarchy?

Never fear, Ma’am – ain’t gonna happen, not on your watch anyway.

So why am I complaining? Don’t I always bemoan the fact that “conviction politicians” are few and far between? And now that, in a Landmark development, the UK has finally produced one, all I do is make fun of him?

I do like politicians with convictions, and I wish there more of them to choose from, but only if their beliefs are fit for purpose in the present; if they are technically up to the job and can contribute to solving the real, burning issues we face; and if they represent the aspirations of a majority of voters. Jez’ 59.5% translate into 251,417 people, less than 0.5% of the British population.

Exit Corbyn, Stage Left where he came from.

By now, I guess you get my point: all the while, both in our personal and professional lives, we are too busy racing past milestones that we fail to identify, aspire to, and celebrate Landmarks.

In times of turmoil, however, what we rightly consider Landmarks can become pretty insignificant.

Before our eyes, what we pride ourselves to be “Europe” is failing vis-à-vis the worst humanitarian emergency our privileged continent has witnessed since World War II. I read somewhere that “Europe” only functions when it’s about money, see Austerity and how we have somehow muddled through the Greek debt crisis – sad but true.

To my limited understanding, our “European” culture, civilisation, and values rest on three pillars – Christianity as articulated in the Sermon on the Mount (Gospel of Matthew, chapters 5, 6, and 7); Humanism and the Renaissance which put the individual at the centre of the world (“Man is the measure of all things”); and the Age of Enlightenment emphasising reason, analysis, and toleration.

I hope those poor refugees from Syria and elsewhere are not too disappointed once they get here.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

The Road to Absurdistan

In life, things are not always what they seem. In fact, very often they are anything but.

In 1983, the British Eighties group Eurythmics – well, they were really a duo, Annie Lennox and David A. Stewart – released their biggest hit, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”. Annie Lennox has one of the best voices ever in the pop industry, and if you think this statement of fact is unusually euphoric by my standards, and it is, do check out her two solo albums, Diva (1992) and Medusa (1995).

Anyhow, the lyrics to “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” are as follows:

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

In a nutshell, this is an apt modern-day rendering of the classic words attributed to Petronius, a Roman satirist of the first century AD: “Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.” 

“The world wants to be deceived, so let it be deceived.”

And why is that so? Because, hey, Annie will tell you, “Everybody’s looking for something”.

If you live in the UK or take an interest in British politics from a distance, you may anticipate where this is going, at least for the next few paragraphs.

You see, back in May of this year, we had General Elections with an outcome so unexpected that it (should have) embarrassed every self-respecting pollster as they all got it gloriously wrong. Instead of what had universally been predicted as a “too-close-to-call” race, the Conservatives and the Scottish National Party (SNP) figuratively wiped the floor of the House of Commons with Opposition leader Ed Miliband and his band of merry Labour candidates.

Declaration of interest: I am especially bitter about the outcome of the election and the fact that nobody predicted it because in a moment of panic earlier in the year, when they feared things were not going their way, the Conservative Party followed the advice of their Australian campaign guru, Lynton Crosby and decided to adopt a strategy of “Asymmetrical Demobilisation”. A-what?

This approach basically boils down to taking away from the opposition’s list of good stuff they would do if elected anything that even remotely looks like low-hanging fruit and tell the baffled public, “Just in case you want this, and you may well not, you don’t need to bother giving the other guys your vote – we’re taking care of it already.” Which brought us Plain Packaging in the UK. Not that it won the Government any votes of course…

Elsewhere, German Chancellor Dr Angela Merkel is a mistress of this approach – just ask any Social Democrat or Liberal in Berlin – but she has been doing it successfully for many years now without the very expensive help from Lynton Crosby who is giving the term “hired gun” a whole new meaning.

Post counting of the UK votes, and having received and cashed in his check, he didn’t waste any time decamping from Westminster, and on his way home Down Under took a slight detour by stopping over in Sri Lanka where he helped the United National Front for Good Governance win that country’s parliamentary elections on 17 August, returning Ranil Wickremesinghe as Prime Minister, much to the chagrin of local strongman Mahinda Rajapaksa who had already been voted out of the Presidential residence in the capital Colombo in January when he sought an unprecedented third term in office – 2015 just wasn’t his year I guess. Bad karma.

By the way, in the interest of his clients, and being an Australian, I don’t think Lynton Crosby deals in polysyllables or theories of Political Science – he just calls the time-tested strategy described above as “barnacles off the boat”.

Now that he is back in Australia, and in all probability never having to work again for a living, I wonder if he might consider dropping PMI from his firm’s local client list which had made him assailable in the first place, and a liability and source of embarrassment to Prime Minister David Cameron, causing this wily, but otherwise unimpressive politician to be receptive to suggestions he needed to demonstrate to the do-gooders up and down the country he was not “in the pockets of Big Tobacco”. Personally, he couldn’t care less about Plain Packaging and has long since forgotten it was ever passed in Parliament, while we are now stuck with it. And yes, I am still seriously upset.

But then, The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP – just Dave to his toff friends, as in: “I say, jolly good show, Dave old chap.” – is not known for being hampered by strong convictions on anything. As he himself has famously admitted, one day he just decided it might be fun to be Prime Minister and has since then successfully pursued this particular career path.

“Everybody’s looking for something.”

Fast-forward a couple of months, and the UK Labour Party, still smarting from an unexpected drubbing both north and south of the border (to Scotland that is); sandwiched by fringe parties appealing to working class voters both from the Left (SNP) and the Right (United Kingdom Independence Party, aka UKIP); having licked their wounds and unceremoniously rid themselves of loser Ed and his cronies in their leadership; has decided to reinvent itself and head Back to the Future.

If I can be permitted another bout of nostalgia for the popular culture of 30 years ago – this is the title of a seriously funny Hollywood movie of 1985, directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly, a typical American teenager of the Eighties, who is accidentally sent back to 1955 in a plutonium-powered DeLorean "time machine" invented by more than just slightly mad scientist Dr Emmett Brown, played by Christopher Lloyd. During his often hysterical, always amazing trip back in time, Marty must make certain his teenage parents-to-be meet and fall in love – so he can get back to the future. 
I don’t know about you, but I am always intrigued by time travel stories and the implications of historical cause and effect. What if?

The sound track is also very good – Huey Lewis and The News, “The Power of Love” anyone?

There were two sequels to Back to the Future, in 1989 and 1990, but as is often the case, they didn’t have the impact of the initial movie. One exception to that rule is The Godfather: Part II (1974).

Sadly, Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991 and disclosed his condition to the public in 1998. Fox semi-retired from acting in 2000 as his health deteriorated. He has since become a proponent for research into this terribly debilitating condition, creating the Michael J. Fox Foundation, and on March 5, 2010, Sweden's Karolinska Institutet, one of the most prestigious medical universities in the world which appoints the Nobel Prize winners in that discipline, awarded him a honoris causa doctorate for his work in advocating a cure for Parkinson's disease.

Meanwhile, back in the year 2015, as the UK Labour Party is still seeking a way back from oblivion we briefly need to brush up on a bit of background:

Founded in 1900, Labour has historically viewed itself as “the party of the producers – of the workers, in the widest sense of that noble word: of all the people, without distinction to class or sex, who labour to enrich the community”. Over a century later, in an affluent post-industrial society with high levels of social security, where nothing much is produced anymore, Labour’s original positioning has lost its relevance, and both its content and leadership seem no longer fit to return the Party to power.

So the antiquated organisation, having recognized its need to adapt to the social and political landscape of the 21st century, asked one of its Trade Union stalwarts, Ray Collins, to work out a reform plan on how to become attractive again to the electorate, which he presented in February 2014 (Building a One Nation Labour Party) and from which I have lifted the above quote by Arthur Henderson, General Secretary back in 1918.

In response to ever-falling membership numbers and shaken by the recent election disaster, Labour is now implementing one of Collins’ key recommendations, seeking to open up to diverse constituencies through a new, ridiculously “inclusive” leadership selection procedure. And there’s the rub.

How does it work? Well, the Party’s traditional Electoral College, dominated by the Trade Unions and the establishment of what considers themselves to be representing the “workers’” interests, has been replaced by a “one-person-one-vote” system, allowing three groups to decide on the next Labour leader:

Party members – sure; supporters through affiliated unions and organizations – fair enough I guess; and, remarkably, supporters registering online, paying a one-off fee of £3 – hello?
Enter Jeremy Corbyn, Stage Left (not Right).

Jeremy Who? By way of an introduction, this honourable gentleman of 66 years is a British Labour Party politician who has represented the London constituency of Islington North in the House of Commons since 1983. A member of the Socialist Campaign Group, the Palestinian Solidarity Campaign, Amnesty International, the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament and the Stop the War Coalition (of which he has been the national chair since 2001), Corbyn is currently the frontrunner by a mile in this new 2015-style Labour Party leadership election race which ends on 10 September – well, if polls in this country are ever to be trusted again of course.

A self-described democratic socialist, Corbyn has advocated the renationalisation of public utilities and railways; combating corporate tax evasion and avoidance as an alternative to austerity; abolishing university tuition fees and restoring student grants; unilateral nuclear disarmament and cancellation of the UK’s Trident submarine weapons program; quantitative easing to fund infrastructure and renewable energy projects; and reversing cuts to the public sector and welfare made since 2010 by the government of David Cameron. There’s one more: he wants the UK to leave NATO.

In an interview for Iranian television, shortly after U.S. Special Forces had raided the Al Qaeda chief’s Pakistan compound in 2012, Corbyn famously called the death of Osama bin Laden a “tragedy”.

To wit, the general consensus among the political pundits after the May election was that Labour had lost because Ed Miliband just wasn’t credible as a potential Prime Minister, stumbling, in one case literally, from one interview gaffe to another; and because the party’s Manifesto was too left-leaning and held no credible alternative to the perceived sophistication and solidity, fiscal and otherwise, of the Conservatives’ protagonists and their program for Government.

So how can anybody who means the Labour Party well believe making a Jeremy Corbyn its leader would be a good idea with a view to winning the next General Election in 2020?

Well, you don’t have to be much of a cynic – although admittedly it does help – to conclude it’s probably mostly those that do not wish the Labour Party well who have now infiltrated this free-for-all internal leadership election process, about to secure Corbyn’s victory when the votes are counted in a few days’ time.

Whether latter-day Trotskyites or closet Conservatives, jointly they are making sure a Labour Party led by him would not become electable. Period.

Tony Blair, the last Labour politician to have won not just one, not just two, but three consecutive elections, has said: “If Jeremy Corbyn becomes leader it won’t be a defeat like 1983 or 2015 at the next election. It will mean rout, possibly annihilation.”

And Nigel Farage, the eloquent and always entertaining – good qualities in a politician – leader of UKIP is already getting all excited at the prospect: "I have to say I hope he wins. The best news of all? A Corbyn win will be the death of the Green Party. Hooray."  I guess that’s what you call a double whammy.

“Everybody’s looking for something.”

The British have given the world some great authors and wonderful works of literature. Looking at the unfolding Corbyn saga, I am reminded of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland (1865), generally recognised as a prime example of the genre of literary nonsense. Nothing is as it appears to be, everything seems to be standing on its head, and it’s all quite frightening, but Alice at least is finally woken up by her sister and realises it has all been just a disturbing dream.

What the Labour Party is currently doing falls under the genre of political nonsense, but played out in the real world. This is Labour in Wonderland.

The Financial Times has rightly pointed out,
“For years, those of us who actually care about politics have had to listen to others wittering on about low turnouts, voter apathy and tales of how The X Factor and Strictly Come Dancing are better at energising potential voters. Now we are seeing the Strictly syndrome take hold of the Labour party.“ (9 August 2015) 
“It’s a sleeper hit that has turned into a fabulous festival of fun. Watch Jeremy sashay across the floor with his friends in Hamas and Hizbollah, roar as he supports every public sector strike, opposes all benefit reform, purges centrists and marginalises his party. 
“It’s going to be a wildly entertaining ride with loads of laughs. Unless, of course, you are one of those underprivileged types who actually needs there to be a viable alternative to the Conservatives, in which case it won’t be much fun at all — strictly speaking.” (7 August 2015)
My favourite scene in Back to the Future?

At a High School dance, Marty plays with the band led by a kid called Marvin Berry. Marty launches the musicians into what turns out to be the not-yet-written Rock ‘n’ Roll classic “Johnny B. Goode”.  While Marty performs, Marvin discreetly leaves the stage and calls (Americans did already have telephones in those days, mostly wall-mounted) his cousin Chuck Berry, telling him he has found the "new sound" Chuck needs. The rest is music history.

“Everybody’s looking for something.”

After “Johnny B. Goode”, Marty gets a little carried away on stage and does imitations of other future guitar heroes – Pete Townshend, Jimi Hendrix, and Eddie van Halen.

Noticing the baffled, uncomprehending stares from the audience, Marty stops and tells the students: "I guess you're not ready for that. But your kids are gonna LOVE it."

I doubt our children will get too enthused by the direction we are taking politics.
Unless of course Kanye West comes through on his threat, uttered at the MTV Video Music Awards over the past weekend, and really does run for U.S. President in 2020.

And sorry, dear Alice, this time you are awake, wide awake. 

Since the days of Lewis Carroll, the world has made great headway on its road to Absurdistan.