Intro

"We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are."


Anais Nin (American Author, 1903-1977)


To most phenomena, there is more than one side, and viewing things through somebody else's eyes is something I always found refreshing and also a good way of getting to know someone a little better, as in - what makes them tick?

With this in mind I have started writing this blog. I hope my musings are interesting and relevant - and on a good day entertaining.

All views expressed are of course entirely mine – the stranger the more so.

As to the title of the blog, quite a few years ago, I had an American boss who had the habit of walking into my office and saying, "Axel, I've been thinkin'" - at which point I knew I should brace myself for some crazy new idea which then more often than not actually turned out to be well worth reflecting on.

Of course, I would love to hear from you. George S. Patton, the equally American WW2 general once said: "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking."

So please feel free to tell me what you think.

Enjoy the read!

Axel

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Give Peace a Chance

Oslo, in addition to being simply a beautiful city in Scandinavia, is famous for at least three things. 

It is renowned for boasting the Holmenkollen, arguably the world’s most important venue for Nordic Skiing events; for being the capital of Norway; and, linked to the second more than the first, for forming the venue both of the announcement of the annual recipients of the Peace Nobel Prize and of the awards ceremony itself.

Nobel, you will ask, wasn’t he Swedish? Indeed, Alfred Nobel (1831 – 1900) was a Swedish scientist, entrepreneur, and arms manufacturer. He was also the inventor of dynamite, which links directly to the prizes named after him, and the story goes as follows. 

In 1888 Alfred's brother Ludvig died while visiting Cannes, but a French newspaper erroneously published Alfred's obituary instead. It stated, Le marchand de la mort est mort ("The merchant of death is dead") and went on to say, "Dr. Alfred Nobel, who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster than ever before, died yesterday". Alfred, who never had a wife or children, was shocked at what he read and concerned with how he would be remembered.

So being the seriously rich man he was – some of the companies he founded still exist today, such as AkzoNobel – Alfred Nobel in his last will stipulated that after his death the bulk of his estate (it turned out to be 94% of his total assets – now that’s what I call a guilty conscience) should be dedicated to establishing the initial five prizes, to be awarded annually through the Nobel Foundation: Physiology or Medicine, Physics, Chemistry, Literature, and Peace. The first awards were made in 1901, the year after Nobel’s death. In the more recent past, a sixth prize was added, for Economics.

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences awards the Nobel Prize in Physics, the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, and the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences; the Nobel Assembly at Karolinska Institutet awards the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine; the Swedish Academy grants the Nobel Prize in Literature; and the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded not by a Swedish organisation but by the Norwegian Nobel Committee, as per Nobel’s own instructions which reflected the existence in his lifetime of “The United Kingdoms of Sweden and Norway”, a personal union of the separate kingdoms of both nations under a common monarch and with a common foreign policy from 1814 to 1905.

And there you have the story behind the third reason for Oslo’s fame. Fun fact!

Just like this one to do with another world-famous Swedish institution – the pop group ABBA, the second best-selling music act of all time, after The Beatles. One of the two female singers in this quartet, Anni-Frid Lyngstad, aka Frida, “the brunette one”, is actually Norwegian. In the interest of full disclosure, and without in the least wanting to discriminate against Swedish blondes in general or the other girl in ABBA,  Agnetha Fältskog, in particular – I always did like Frida better, for reasons unrelated to her passport and unsuitable to expand on here and now.

And speaking of nationalities, The Beatles, and the Peace Nobel Prize – last week Friday, 9 October 2015, was a special day as the 2015 winner of the award was announced by the Norwegian Nobel Committee, a body of five members appointed by the Parliament in Oslo. By pure coincidence – or maybe not? – it was also the 75th birthday of John Lennon, tragically gunned down with four shots in the back by Mark David Chapman, a crazy “fan” who ambushed him on his return to his apartment in the Dakota building on the Upper West Side in New York City at 10:50 pm on 8 December 1980. Earlier that evening, as he was going out, Lennon had autographed a copy of his album (in today’s terms, I guess you would speak of a “playlist”) Double Fantasy, released only three weeks before, for his killer.

Chapman was sentenced to 20 years to life for second-degree murder. He is still in prison, with parole having been denied him eight times to date.

For me, this is one of those events where I will always remember where I was (in my student’s digs in Heidelberg, Germany), who I was with (my girlfriend), and what I was doing (listening to the radio while having breakfast), when hearing the news. I did not go to my morning classes that day.

In fact, it’s probably in my personal Top Three, alongside the murder of John F. Kennedy on 22 November 1963 (playing tennis, alone, against the wall of our house in Casablanca, Morocco; my father called my mother from the office with the news, and she came outside to tell me, just as I was perfecting my serve); and the landing on the moon on 20 July 1969 (staring into the night skies with my family from our garden in Lower Hutt, New Zealand – I was very excited about manned space travel back then).

What are your Top Three? 

I confess to having had to look up the date of the moon landing just now – but not that of Kennedy’s assassination. And you know why? Because there is a novel by Stephen King, published in 2011 and simply entitled 11/22/63 that centres around this event, exploring very intelligently the intriguing but in the end unanswerable question whether a time traveller from our present – transported back through a mysterious portal to the year 1958 with the knowledge of what would happen on that fateful day in November 1963 – should interfere, prevent the murder, and thereby change history. What if?

At the time of the book’s publication, The New York Times ran an interesting interview with Stephen King, conducted by Errol Morris, a maker of documentary films, who was in parallel working on the same theme, Kennedy’s assassination:

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/10/errol-morris-interviews-stephen-king/?_r=1

Morris also reviewed the novel for the NYT Sunday Book Review (“Stephen King Goes to the Rescue of JFK”):

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/13/books/review/11-22-63-by-stephen-king-book-review.html 

I found it fascinating to see how King mixed his fictional phantasy with historical fact – and in the interview he talks about the extensive research he conducted around this project – and how this contrasts, or not, with the approach taken by a documentary filmmaker, or an historian for that matter.

Before leaving the subject of time travel, please let me draw your attention to a major event to take place next week. On Wednesday 21 October 2015, Marty McFly will arrive in our midst according to Back to the Future Part II. If you have the time between now and then, watch the movie to see what the script writers in 1989 thought we would have invented and developed over those 26 years in terms of break-through technologies, useful everyday equipment, and fun gimmicks. I think you will then agree they seriously overestimated mankind’s ingenuity: we still don’t have flying cars, robotic dog walkers, or, importantly, hover boards – skate boards that levitate on a cushion of air. A lot of hot air, it would appear with hindsight.

But then, the year 1984 thankfully didn’t live up to George Orwell’s very pessimistic expectations in his novel 1984, published in 1949, either.

To quote Yogi Berra: “The future ain’t what it used to be.”

Meanwhile, back in Oslo, the Norwegian Parliament’s Group of Five Wise People awarded the Peace Nobel Prize to The Tunisian National Dialogue Quartet "for its decisive contribution to the building of a pluralistic democracy in Tunisia in the wake of the Jasmine Revolution of 2011".

And while I seriously salute the efforts of the Tunisians to rescue a semblance of freedom and democratic structures from the Arab Spring that they triggered; that then quickly spread like a bushfire across the region; and that has since spectacularly gone wrong everywhere else – I have to admit I was disappointed on reading the Breaking News on the day.

You see, my money was on another candidate from the list of nominees: I was hoping for the German Chancellor, Dr Angela Merkel to be awarded the Peace Nobel Prize for 2015.

“Angie”, as her fans and followers in Germany like calling her (years ago, at one party conference of the Christian Democratic Union she leads, they actually played the eponymous Rolling Stones hit of 1973 as she took the stage, and it has stuck ever since), had been proposed for her contribution in February to brokering a truce between Russia, the pro-Russian separatist rebels, and the Ukraine, helping to deflate arguably the most dangerous situation in Europe since 1945. Raised in the former East Germany and fluent in Russian, it is said she “gets” Vladimir Putin – who, in turn, during the Cold War was stationed in East Germany as a KGB agent and speaks excellent German – more than other western politicians.

The deadline for nominations had expired before the avalanche of human misery making its way across the Balkans we have witnessed over the summer materialised, so her decision to open her country’s borders to anyone who would care to come and make it there – while the other “leaders” of European countries were either grandstanding on the minutiae of EU law, quibbling over immigration quotas to fulfil by 2020, or simply building walls and fences – didn’t even feature in the deliberations on whom to award the Prize. 

I wish it had as I can’t imagine it would not have tilted the balance in her favour, and deservedly so.

Angela Merkel would have been only the second German recipient in my lifetime after Willy Brandt (1913 – 1992), the fourth Chancellor of The Federal Republic of (West) Germany, and the first Social Democrat holding this office, from 1969 to 1974. In his prior political career he had also been Governing Mayor of (West) Berlin between 1957 and 1966, years of rising tensions in the relations between the West and the Soviet Union which led in August 1961 to the erection of the Berlin Wall and the fortification of the 1,393 kilometre-long “border” between the eastern and the western parts of Germany – with barbed wire, strips of no-man’s land with minefields, and interspersed at regular intervals with watchtowers manned by soldiers under order to shoot to kill should anyone seek to flee from the Socialist paradise called the German Democratic Republic. Still many did, and many died trying.

As Mayor, Brandt hosted John F. Kennedy in Berlin where the American President held one of his most famous speeches. In front of 450,000 people, on 26 June 1963, he said:
“Two thousand years ago, the proudest boast was civis romanus sum ["I am a Roman citizen"]. Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner!"... All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!”
A quarter of a century later, as the Cold War was nearing its end, a very different type of U. S. President visiting West Berlin would hold an equally historic speech.

Standing on a podium in front of the western side of the Brandenburg Gate, on 12 June 1987, Ronald Reagan addressed directly the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union:
“We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security go together, that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace. There is one sign the Soviets can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
Reagan later on his speech added:
"As I looked out a moment ago from the Reichstag, that embodiment of German unity, I noticed words crudely spray-painted upon the wall, perhaps by a young Berliner, 'This wall will fall. Beliefs become reality.' Yes, across Europe, this wall will fall. For it cannot withstand faith; it cannot withstand truth. The wall cannot withstand freedom."
Please note the use of the tricolon technique in both quotes from Reagan’s address (underlined) – he had great speech writers, one of whom years later became my boss, but that’s another story.

Anyhow, to try to retell Willy Brandt’s life and times and achievements in one blog post would be embarking on a mission doomed to fail. But because it fits in so neatly with the theme of the Peace Nobel Prize, I will point out that he had a special relationship with Norway and the Norwegians.

Born Herbert Ernst Karl Frahm in the German port city of Lübeck on the Baltic Sea in 1913, as a very young man he already got involved with the Socialist political movement and fled to Norway in 1933 to escape the Nazis, taking on the pseudonym Willy Brandt and becoming a Norwegian citizen in 1940, by which time he had moved on from then German-occupied Norway to live in neutral Sweden. The first two of his three wives were both Norwegians. The second, Rut Brandt, née Hansen, was Germany’s First Lady during Brandt’s tenure as Chancellor, and a highly respected and well-liked one at that.

Brandt was awarded the Peace Nobel Prize in 1971 in recognition of his efforts to strengthen cooperation in Western Europe through the European Economic Community (a precursor of the European Union) and, more importantly, to achieve reconciliation between West Germany and the countries of Eastern Europe.

This Neue Ostpolitik (New Eastern Policy) – aimed at creating a degree of normalisation in relations with East Germany and also in reaching some kind of détente with the Soviet Union, Poland, Czechoslovakia, and other Eastern Bloc (Communist) countries – was more than a little controversial as it entailed giving up the claim for all the German territories in the East lost after World War II and now mostly parts of Russia and Poland. And it was driven by someone who had fled his country in 1933 and, allegedly, worked with Norwegian resistance fighters whose aim it was to kill as many German soldiers as possible.

A seminal moment came in December 1970 with the famous Warschauer Kniefall when Brandt, apparently spontaneously, knelt down at the monument to victims, either killed or deported to concentration camps for extermination, of the 1943 Warsaw Ghetto Uprising during the German military occupation of Poland. Check out the photo that made it to the cover page of just about every print publication on the planet.

Time magazine in the U.S. named Brandt as its “Man of the Year” for 1970, stating, “Willy Brandt is in effect seeking to end World War II by bringing about a fresh relationship between East and West. He is trying to accept the real situation in Europe, which has lasted for 25 years, but he is also trying to bring about a new reality in his bold approach to the Soviet Union and the East Bloc.”

And in 1971, the Norwegian Committee awarded Willy Brandt the Peace Nobel Prize.
A huge fan of Brandt’s at the time, in my youthful enthusiasm I wrote him a letter to congratulate him, and through some twist of luck, I made it into the limited number of people to whom he actually replied.

To this day, I hold as one of my most cherished possessions (and yes, it has survived my traumatic recent house move, its related down-sizing program, and its drastic de-cluttering drive) a card, a piece of thick, luxurious stationery, embossed at the top with the seal of the Federal Chancellor and the words “Der Bundeskanzler”, and hand-written on it in black ink the following words (translated from German):
“I thank you for your note of congratulation on being awarded the Peace Nobel Prize. I am encouraged this is considered by so many as something that is to do with all of us. Best wishes, Willy Brandt”
And there is a slight smudge at the end of his signature where obviously the blotter he used slid under his hand.

Pretty cool, right?

A man of immense civil courage who always stood by his convictions, Willy Brandt resigned from the office of Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany on 7 May 1974 after Günter Guillaume, one of his closest aides, was exposed as an agent of the Stasi, the East German secret service. A lot of other politicians would have stayed put and instead let some heads roll at the security agencies responsible for a fiasco of such epic dimensions.

In the hilarious satirical movie Burn After Reading (2008), directed by the Coen brothers, a senior CIA official coins a wonderful term to characterise an operation seriously gone wrong, calling it a “cluster fuck”.



Back in the present and after last week’s decision, I will now have to wait at least another year for Germany’s next recipient of the Peace Nobel Prize – just as I will continue patiently rooting for Bob Dylan to be given the award for Literature one day.

As I am writing this, a TV news show is running in the background – on weekends, they alternate with football games, as my wife will testify to with a degree of exasperation.

And I am reminded in no uncertain terms of another anniversary to be celebrated: 70 years of dictatorship in The Democratic People’s Republic of [North] Korea, marked by an equally frightening and pathetic show of military force and carefully choreographed mass hysteria in the big open squares of its capital, Pyongyang, where on normal days nothing much happens. George Orwell would have loved it.

According to the regime’s official website, “The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a genuine workers' state in which all the people are completely liberated from exploitation and oppression. The workers, peasants, soldiers and intellectuals are the true masters of their destiny and are in a unique position to defend their interests.”

By contrast, if you want to know everything about what life is really like for the subjects of the Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un (and his father and grandfather before him), please read the novel by Adam Johnson, The Orphan Master’s Son (2012), winner of The Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 2013.

For the citizens of the South Korean capital Seoul, just a short missile’s flight south of the Military Demarcation Line that to this day serves as the last remnant of the Cold War and keeps the Korean nation waiting for the reunification Germany was allowed to achieve in 1990 (this one a happy 25th anniversary celebrated also only a few days ago, on 3 October 2015) – and which Willy Brandt was still allowed to witness, famously commenting: “Jetzt wächst zusammen, was zusammengehört.” (“Now grows together what belongs together.”) – I guess the scary side of those celebrations north of the border outweighed the amusement.

Then I saw an interview with the Danish (for once in this post, not Norwegian) politician Anders Fogh Rasmussen, former Prime Minister of his country and most recently Secretary General of NATO, philosophising about Article 5 of the NATO Treaty in the context of Russian incursions into NATO member Turkey’s airspace. The famous Article 5 stipulates an attack on one Member State is considered an assault on the whole of the Organisation, automatically leading to joint retaliation.

And finally, speaking of Turkey where I have friends, the bombings in its capital Ankara, claiming, at the latest count, 128 lives with many more injured, would be enough just on their own to make you feel bewildered, depressed, and hopeless.

In addition to all the wonderful music John Lennon left to posterity as a member of The Beatles, there are also a couple of songs worth remembering from his later solo efforts.

One is “Imagine” (1971) that became a ready anthem for anti-war movements everywhere. And then, at least for our context, there’s another one released in July 1969.

Following his untimely violent death, John Lennon was cremated and his ashes scattered on the west side of Central Park. Today, there’s a memorial in that spot, named after one of his most famous Beatles compositions.

“Strawberry Fields” was dedicated on what would have been his 45th birthday, 9 October 1985, by New York Mayor Ed Koch and Lennon's widow Yoko Ono. The entrance is located on Central Park West at West 72nd Street, directly across from the Dakota Apartments building. The memorial is a triangular piece of land falling away on the two sides of the park, and its focal point is a circular pathway mosaic of inlaid stones, with a single word, the title of Lennon's famous song: "Imagine".

Next time you come to The Big Apple, and if you haven’t done so already, go visit. 
That other song? It’s the title of this post.

“All we are saying
Is give Peace a chance”

If we try, who knows – maybe we’ll like it.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

A Way With Words

Last week, the world lost a great man.

This was a man who managed to get three remarkable careers into one lifetime. This was a man who moved millions of Americans over decades. And this was a man who enriched the English language considerably – in fact, to a degree much larger than the vast majority of English speakers, native or other, ever realised, at least until they read his obituaries.

I am, of course, talking about Lawrence Peter Berra. He died, aged 90, on 22 September 2015.

Assessing the impact of his death on America, The Financial Times wrote it “robs the country of one of its most distinctive sporting and cultural icons”.

Lawrence Who? His story goes as follows.

Born on 12 May 1925 in The Hill, the Italian enclave of St. Louis, Missouri, as the fourth of five children of immigrants from outside Milan, young Lawrence Berra dropped out of school after eighth grade at the age of fifteen, essentially to play baseball. Known as Laudie as a boy because his mother couldn’t pronounce his given name, he became famous under another acquired name which may ring a bell – Yogi Berra.

There are at least two different versions that explain how he came by his immortal nickname – one saying a team mate in amateur baseball coined it because he looked like a Hindu yogi when sitting with his arms and legs crossed in the locker room, sad after losing a game; the other story claiming as the source friends with whom he was watching a travelogue about India at the movies where a Hindu yogi sat cross-legged the way Berra would sit on the ground waiting for his turn at bat.

Either way, it stuck.

After seeing some serious action in the Navy during World War II, Berra returned to the States and became one of the greatest baseball players of all times, starting for both the New York Yankees (for 19 years) and the New York Mets (for one year) at the physically most demanding position of all, catcher – that’s the guy crouching behind the batsman and guiding his pitcher tactically as to where and how to throw the ball.

Among his countless exploits and records, in my humble view one achievement stands out: in Game 5 of the 1956 final national championship match-ups which the Americans modestly call the World Series (but then, outside of the U.S. of A there isn’t that much quality baseball being played) against the Brooklyn Dodgers, he caught The Perfect Game, with not one batsman even reaching first base. The grainy photo of him jumping into Yankees pitcher Don Larsen’s arms documents sports history – it is to this day the only Perfect Game in World Series history.

When reporters came to talk to him afterwards, Berra greeted them with the words, “So, what’s new?”

To quote the FT again, “as a catcher he was unequalled in his time, a born psychologist in handling pitchers with fragile egos and possessed of great quickness behind the plate and a fine throwing arm”. Who would have thought this newspaper could rise to such levels of ringing prose in commenting on something as profane as American professional sports?

All in all, in the course of his career, which he continued as a successful coach and manager, he appeared in 21 World Series championships, winning 13 of them, ten as a player – an unrivalled achievement.

Of course, you don’t do this just with a certain amount of talent and a lot of hard work. You also have to have that uncompromising winning mentality, that absolute rejection of even the concept of defeat, and that total refusal of accepting injustice at the hand of referees or, in baseball terms, umpires.

Berra had them all in abundance. In the 1955 World Series, also against the Dodgers, an umpire call went against him, and he threw an on-field tantrum that remains as unequalled as his career records. More than 50 years later, he signed a photograph of the scene for Barack Obama, writing, “Dear Mr. President, he was out!”

Well, those of you not really all that much interested in baseball will say, that’s very nice, but what’s the big deal, why the big fuss, and where’s the basis for the FT’s claim Yogi Berra was “a cultural icon”?

This is where the “Yogi-isms” come into it.

Because Berra was not just an outstanding athlete, he was also A Man of Words, who coined many phrases we all know and use, but don’t realise he was the author of. And no, he was not a 20th century reincarnation of Shakespeare, more of a modern-day “fool savant” – the court jester who sees things differently, has deeper insights that escape everybody else, and therefore comes out with pronouncements that at first appear absurd but actually make you stop and think: “somehow both nonsensical and sagacious... the Yogi-isms testified to a character – goofy and philosophical, flighty and down to earth – that came to define the man.” (The New York Times)

The top three are probably:

“It ain’t over till it’s over.”
“It’s like déjà-vu all over again.”
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

But then, there are so many more, prompting Berra to publish a collection in 1998 entitled The Yogi Book: I Really Didn’t Say Everything I Said! Here’s a sample, in no particular order:

“If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.”
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
“Baseball is 90 per cent mental and the other half is physical.”
“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
“You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
“If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.”

And, finally, of a popular restaurant he stopped visiting, he said:

“Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

In 1958, Yogi Berra inspired the launch of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character Yogi Bear. The rest is comics history…

Based on his style of speaking, Yogi was named "Wisest Fool of the Past 50 Years" by The Economist magazine in January 2005. Now there’s an accolade!

Bottom line, Yogi Berra had A Way with Words that in its inimitable manner influenced everyday American language by creating widely used colloquialisms and, more importantly, won him the hearts and minds of his compatriots.

In the immortal words [sic!] of the eponymous Bee Gees song of 1968:

You think that I don’t even mean
A single word I say
It’s only words, and words are all I have
To take your heart away

This is the Holy Grail, what many a politician, author, or journalist – crafters of language, dealers in language, accessories to language – consciously strives for but may never achieve.

But then, I guess there’s something to be said for authenticity, spontaneity, and credibility:

“Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.” Stephen King

Declaration of interest: I am the biggest fan of Stephen King this side of the Mississippi. After he was badly injured in 1999 when hit by a car walking down a quiet country road in Maine where he lives, he took the time of his physical healing to write a book about his profession, On Writing (2000) which gives valuable insights into his thinking.

Stephen King’s œuvre is prolific; so much so that he has often been dismissed as a serious author based solely on the fact that he publishes about a book a year – surely that can’t be quality work. He has recently responded to this criticism in a piece he wrote for the weekend edition of The New York Times, and I find it makes for very interesting reading:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/31/opinion/stephen-king-can-a-novelist-be-too-productive.html?nl=opinion&emc=edit_ty_20150828

When asked why he writes, King replies: "The answer to that is fairly simple—there was nothing else I was made to do. I was made to write stories and I love to write stories. That's why I do it. I really can't imagine doing anything else and I can't imagine not doing what I do."

In a nutshell, he argues, he has an obligation to write as much as he can in the course of his lifetime as this is what he does best and therefore owes to the rest of the world. Brought up to adhere to the Protestant Work Ethics, I can personally relate to that. 
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt

In what I do for a living – infinitely less important, impactful, or glamorous of course than being the most widely published author on this planet – words and language, written and spoken (no, not sung, I leave that to The Bee Gees and others), are also the one tool I have to succeed as I am not blessed with any additional outstanding gifts such as being able to catch a baseball better than anybody else.

I did play football for most of my (younger) years, but always with more enthusiasm than talent. Boringly consistent, some would say.

A bit of thinking helps – critical, analytical, and on a good day, creative – but eventually it must be translated into language that will resonate with interlocutors, audiences, stakeholders.

Very conscious of this, I am equally sensitive to language and both its usage and abusage. 

I’m a stickler for vocabulary, grammar, and orthography.

And I suffer.

I currently bemoan the death of the accusative case – as in, “If you have a question, please contact Bill or I.” Whom do you contact? Surely Bill or me!

I also witness with a sad heart the demise of the adverb – as in, “Drive safe.” It’s “Be safe”, but “Drive safely”. This applies equally to adverbs characterising adjectives – as in “boringly consistent” (see above).

Last but not least, as I’m writing this I am not “sat” at my desk – I am sitting! To sit is not a transitive verb (you can only seat somebody, but not sit them; at best I could be seated at my desk), so please use the active form of the present participle to describe an activity happening as we speak, so to speak.

Don’t get me started…

Anyhow, there are rare occasions when orators rise to the same, and a recent one was the speech that Barack Obama – who, you remember, got the autographed photo from Yogi Berra – gave on 26 June 2015 at the funeral of Pastor Clementa C. Pinckney, also a Democratic South Carolina State Senator, who had been killed a few days earlier along with eight members of his congregation by a white supremacist with a gun. The President’s eulogy will be remembered not least because in the course of it he sang the opening lines of “Amazing Grace”.

But even without this added attraction, the speech is a gem – do check it out.

This is where you can read it:

www.postandcourier.com/assets/pdf/CP13381626.pdf 

And here you can watch it: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK7tYOVd0Hs

37 minutes of your time well spent, I think.

Apart from the content and sentiment of the eulogy, it is interesting for its structure and the way Barack Obama – or his speech writer(s) – make us of a style element those that know me a little better will by now be intimately familiar with – The Rule of Three.

In a little over half an hour, there are 25 or so instances of tricolon – arranging things in groups of three to make a point.

Modern-day psychologists have found the human brain works in sets of three. Most people, I for one, can’t remember more than three items at a time, and we are swayed to buying-into an argument if it is developed in three steps.

Long before science verified this phenomenon, the most successful speakers and authors knew it and used the tricolon rhetorical device to drive home their messages:

“Veni, vidi, vici” (“I came, I saw, I conquered”) Plutarch, Life of Caesar 50; Suetonius, Lives of the Twelve Caesars: Iulius 37.

“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears / I have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.” William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, III, 2 (1599)

"We cannot dedicate – we cannot consecrate – we cannot hallow..." Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address (19 November 1863)

"… with malice toward none, with charity toward all, with firmness in the right..." Abraham Lincoln, Second Inaugural Address (4 March 1865)

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." Winston Churchill, Address to British Parliament (20 August 1940)

On that day in June, Barack Obama managed to win the hearts and minds of his audience not just in the TD Arena at the College of Charleston, but across the United States and beyond. Whether the impact of his speech will be long-lasting enough to sway Congress to restrict “the right to bear arms” remains to be seen – on that account, I am sceptical. Words can move mountains, but not necessarily do away with the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights in the U.S. Constitution or the might of the National Rifle Association.

My guess is that Obama would possibly trade some of his bigger achievements in eight years of Office for a meaningful Gun Control Act, but as we say in German – Life doesn’t do requests.

The funeral service for Yogi Berra took place on 28 September in the Church of the Immaculate Conception in Montclair, New Jersey, the town where he and his family had lived for more than half a century. It was presided over by Cardinal Timothy M. Dolan, the archbishop of New York.

In his eulogy, Cardinal Dolan went so far as to invoke another son of an Italian immigrant father whose company he had recently enjoyed, Pope Francis. Cardinal Dolan compared their humble beginnings, “aw-shucks attitudes” and, playfully, the size of their ears.

He even dropped in references to Berra sayings when speaking of the catcher’s relationship with God. “There is no fork in the road on that journey, and that life ain’t never over,” he said.

The headline of The New York Times article reporting on the event summed up the general sentiment: “Person, Not Player, Is the Main Focus at Yogi Berra’s Funeral”.
In his memorable speech for Pastor Clementa Pinckney, Barack Obama summarised the deceased as follows:

“What a good man. Sometimes I think that's the best thing to hope for when you're eulogized -- after all the words and recitations and resumes are read, to just say someone was a good man.”

RIP, Yogi Berra. And thank you!